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added May 24th, 2011 |
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Every company has dream clients, the big fish they would like to land. Successful businesses are built on that sort of striving, on working to attract the customers that allow them to grow. It’s certainly the case here at RBW and we’ve been fortunate to be able to partner with some very significant fish indeed. There are a few, however, that seem perpetually out of reach. It’s not that their logistics needs are too significant for us to handle, it’s just that, well, they’ve proven a little difficult to get on the phone. Here’s a list of some of those dream clients. Willy Wonka: We would only have to send out a single shipment of Everlasting Gobstoppers because, according to reports, those things last forever. Fortunately that’s only a small part of the Wonka empire. We believe he would find RBW to be friendly, professional and far more capable of reaching things on high shelves than his current staff. Santa Claus: While the master logistician probably doesn’t need our help, we’d love a little piece of the once-a-year action. Besides, who doesn’t want to take a peek at the naughty-nice list? Sisyphus - In Greek mythology, this poor sap spends eternity trying to get a boulder to the top of a hill. Give us a call Sisy. We can get that done. Bartholomew Cubbins: Bartholomew, according to his chronicler Dr. Seuss, has 500 hats and a significant storage issue. We’ve got a climate-controlled warehouse that will keep his collection looking sharp. The Beverly Hillbillies: The way they loaded up that truck was both unsafe and impractical. We could have done so much better. |
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